Monday, June 28, 2004

Tapioca

Tapioca pudding dancers fill my shoes and my shows are finding a niche in the notch, that's why I can't run the gorge like Uncle Mike used to. I know that deep in his heart of taxes he finds the blinds and takes them out but that isn't enough to follow the motion from stem to steps, what with the billowing and turning over and over again. Can't a mellow with shoes and shows find dogs in his whiskers without the wife huffing and purring and blowing the house down? I want to live in a world full of fire and smoke, and I live in a world full of purse snatchers and delegates. It'll be a far fig newton in Hell when I retire to the boat.

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