Monday, September 13, 2004

Plaid shorts don't make it

Oh, leave my plaid shorts alone.
Yes, won't you leave my plaid shorts alone.
Please, I say, please just leave them alone.
The plaid shorts. Leave them alone.

And my plaid shorts aren't bothering you.
Please leave my plaid shorts alone.
And my plaid shorts aren't worrying you.
The plaid shorts. Leave them alone.

Yes, let them be, like a bird on a stick.
The plaid shorts are not for your amusement.
I wear them until the seams split.
The plaid shorts, that is. The plaid shorts.

So, I ask again, about the shorts of plaid.
Let them be. Let me be. Let them be plaid.
The plaid shorts have left the building.
The plaid plaid shorts. Leave them alone.

And my plaid shorts aren't bothering you.
Please leave my plaid shorts alone.
And my plaid shorts aren't worrying you.
The plaid shorts. Leave them alone.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

King Size Blue Plaid Shorts (3X, 4X)
These shorts are 100% cotton. They have two side pockets, one back button pocket and belt loops. They also have a zipper and button.
3X or 4X
Catalog Price is: $27.99.
Our Price is: $13.99 = 50% SAVINGS!

http://www.bigandtalloutlet.com/prodimages/shorts/303.jpg

September 13, 2004 at 6:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the deal with these plaid shorts?

September 13, 2004 at 11:12 PM  

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