Electional Disfunction
Two things.
One - Yesterday I was napping at 4:30 PM when the phone woke me up. I answered it, waited for a reply, said "Hello" again, then hung up and fell back asleep. It rang again, I answered it, no reply, I said "Hello" again, and then a distant female voice said "Hello, I'm Somename from the Maryland Republican Party and..." and I snapped out of my dream state, thought it was a recording (you have to understand that when I get junk phone calls I yell at them, even when they are a recording) and I yelled "You fucking cunt!" The voice stopped, so I continued "You woke me up! Go away and die!", and I hung up, then I realized just what I had done. I probably ruined a few moments for some Republican biddy. Heh heh heh. I imagined her red face and starchy complexion. Heh heh heh. I mean, after all, THEY'RE RUINING TONIGHT, RUINING THE COUNTRY, RUINING MY LIFE. I am SO glad I was able to bring a moment of fresh CUNT to a Republican. Heh heh heh.
Two - FUCK YOU OHIO! At last check ABC was giving Ohio to Bush, which means it's a fucking wrap and now the real hate can begin. Oh Jesus Oh Fuck Oh Hell. This is NOT GOOD. Even my buddy Matt Clark came in third of three in his attempt to win a City Council seat. I was all proud that I registered and voted and now I feel RAPED. Once again my vote meant nothing. Once I again I voted for the lesser of two evils. Once again every single vote I cast was for a LOSER. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I fell for it. Never again. I bet I get my jury duty summons in the mail tomorrow. Asshole. Dick. Douchebag. I should have known better.
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow and... nah, never happen. End of the world, here we come!
One - Yesterday I was napping at 4:30 PM when the phone woke me up. I answered it, waited for a reply, said "Hello" again, then hung up and fell back asleep. It rang again, I answered it, no reply, I said "Hello" again, and then a distant female voice said "Hello, I'm Somename from the Maryland Republican Party and..." and I snapped out of my dream state, thought it was a recording (you have to understand that when I get junk phone calls I yell at them, even when they are a recording) and I yelled "You fucking cunt!" The voice stopped, so I continued "You woke me up! Go away and die!", and I hung up, then I realized just what I had done. I probably ruined a few moments for some Republican biddy. Heh heh heh. I imagined her red face and starchy complexion. Heh heh heh. I mean, after all, THEY'RE RUINING TONIGHT, RUINING THE COUNTRY, RUINING MY LIFE. I am SO glad I was able to bring a moment of fresh CUNT to a Republican. Heh heh heh.
Two - FUCK YOU OHIO! At last check ABC was giving Ohio to Bush, which means it's a fucking wrap and now the real hate can begin. Oh Jesus Oh Fuck Oh Hell. This is NOT GOOD. Even my buddy Matt Clark came in third of three in his attempt to win a City Council seat. I was all proud that I registered and voted and now I feel RAPED. Once again my vote meant nothing. Once I again I voted for the lesser of two evils. Once again every single vote I cast was for a LOSER. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I fell for it. Never again. I bet I get my jury duty summons in the mail tomorrow. Asshole. Dick. Douchebag. I should have known better.
Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow and... nah, never happen. End of the world, here we come!
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